check it out our google latitudes are spooning
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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