As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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