Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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