just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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