So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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