Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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