Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Randomize
