pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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