I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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