we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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