I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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