So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
I believe in your delicious
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
