i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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