Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Randomize
