We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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