He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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