you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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