We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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