im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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