would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize
