he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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