Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
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chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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