what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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