Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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