We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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