can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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