Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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