Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
we're making bets on your personal life
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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