i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
True strength comes from lack of pants
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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