are you still at the devil's house?
now i know why i became what i already was.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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