Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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