just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
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