Christians are straight up FREAKS
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
