They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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