Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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