you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
even my farts smell like vagina
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Panties = found
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