Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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