I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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