I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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