She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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