Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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