The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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