do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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