There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
be right there i have to get my cape
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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