Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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