where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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