office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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