So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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