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(920): View more from Wisconsin

where does the pee come out of this thing

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(804): View more from Virginia

I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward

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(757): View more from Virginia

I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...

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(206): View more from Washington

At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.

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(585): View more from New York

I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky

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(317): View more from Indiana

The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!

(812): View more from Indiana

It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap

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