Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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