Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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