new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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